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Moleman's ERBs #16: Shinji Ikari vs. RorschachMoleman's ERBs #16: Shinji Ikari vs. Rorschach by *Moleman9000
MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Expecting a breakdown? I'll do no such thing this match:
I'll take my pain and suffering and wear it like a bloody badge
As I show the world my worth as fiction's greatest deconstruction,
And teach this so–called "tortured" soul the meaning of dysfunction!
I'm anything but aloof, but I'll provide eternal proof
That I'm far superior to any twisted Charlton spoof…
…Oh, what's the point in trying; who am I even fooling?
I'm almost as f***ed up as this maniac I'm dueling!
…No, get it together, Shinji! You mustn't run away;
Just remember what you learned from Warhammer 40k…
…Wipe that look off your inky face! You don't understand me,
Though I'd expect no different from a murderous vigilante!
I'm the better person here, and
Destined to make the same mistake: A BC PoemDestined to make the same mistake: A BC Poem by *Everlasting90
Lost her family to the flames and her lover to the war.
To get the latter back, she opened the Otherworld's door.
Like Orpheus, she got her love back and lost him again.
The price was her soul and the free will of her descended kin.
A forlorn youth who feared her unknown fate
wanted not to lose her soul to dark hate.
Under the 16th moon, she lost her love, mirroring the past.
Like her ancestress, she read the book & said the forbidden cast.
Two VoicesYou call us warriorsTwo Voices by ~ministreetmaster
But really we're terminators
Seeping through your lines
Like the venom in our veins
Crashing through your ranks
Should have read the signs
We'll be taking on the reins
One day you'll be giving thanks
The clashing of Titans
Pains my ears
We have marched this far
Through so many fears.
Zeus will strike Lightning
Heavens will fall,
Mages will cast
As warriors grow tall.
But the word of defeat
is yet to be found.
My army shan't cease
There is no killing of our beast.
Listen to the wails and cries
Look at the sparks as they fly
You can't walk over us
We're standing our ground
Enough, there's nothing to discuss
Never have I felt this sort of rush
So deep and so profound
Kiss my ring, kiss my feet
And watch us be crowned
We fought through the lines
We conquered once more
We got through this war.
Battles from far,
We saw mostly red.
Tears even burned
Blood was shed.
But our sides with love
Grew steady and strong
More than the fighters
Hunting of the Job.Hunting of the Job.Hunting of the Job. by *KelaLewis-Morin
C.V after C.V.
Praying for kind words from referees.
Constant online submissions.
Bolstering my employable ammunition.
Researching and rewording.
Hoping they will label me as deserving.
In order to better my position.
Forcefully financing a high level of optimism.
Application after application.
Attempting to obtain any occupation.
Compromising my preferred industry.
Approaching each interview cynically.
Signing up to multiple age
Fortunate.Fortunate.Fortunate. by *KelaLewis-Morin
Eat up all your food, even the vegetables.
Do you know how many kids who would die for your plate?
Do not even think you are leaving the table.
At this rate, you can forget about going out with your mates.
But mamma even if I ate all my dinner they will still be starving.
Eating all this food would not change that.
If they were here right now, I would have no problem with halving.
At least then it would feel like I gave back.
Son, you do not understand me.
Do you know how lucky you are to live the life you lead?
To be able to refuse food so candidly.
When these are things that kids in Africa desperately need.
No buts because you have always had it this way,
You do not realise how good you have got it.
You have no idea what it is like to wake up each and every day
In poverty with no possible way to escape from it.
You have no idea what it is like to wake up to no running water,
Living like a pauper with a crying 6 month year old daughter.
You have no idea what it
NEW CONTEST!!!! :DDDDDEDIT, 25/06 - go here for updated version http://missblossomutonium.deviantart.com/journal/NEW-CONTEST-DDDDD-Updated-3-Days-To-Go-310660045NEW CONTEST!!!! :DDDDD by ~MissBlossomUtonium
Wait wait wait- I know what you're thinking: 'OMG NT NUTHR CONTST!' But just wait- you'll love it...!
Hehe, so anyway, I got a ton of points recently (but also lost a ton of babysitting money :iconhappytearsplz, but it was worth it Okay, so I have had 2 awesome ideas so this contest will have 2 sections, but unlike my last contest, they're completely different!!!
Section 1: Best Dressed
Okay! So this section will be about nothing more than fashion!
Basically, you will take your pick of my OCs from the bottom of this journal and choose an AMAZING outfit for them! :iconomgsocuteplz: Literally anything! From swimwear to nig
Tips For Art-Writing BlockWriter's and Artist's block--Everyone's nightmare. We've all been there, and if you haven't yet, then trust me, you will. So I decided to put together a little thing on what you can do to either stay out of a block or to get out of a block.Tips For Art-Writing Block by ~sonia555
Take a Break
So, haven't we all heard this one? Believe me, though. It is true. My dad always suggests when I'm on an artist's block to put it down for a day and write a story. Play a video game, read a book. Geez, study for that quiz on Wednesday! Do something else, as long as that something else doesn't involve getting you killed. Also, don't force yourself to draw or write something if you're on a block. Believe me, (I've tried) it'll turn out absolutely horrible. I suppose the only exception to this would be an art or writing homework assignment (For us students) that's due the next day.
Ok, I know above I said not to force yourself to draw. Perhaps I should've said something like, "Don't force you
On The Use Of DeathA little bit of helpful advice to those young padawan writers out there. The following applies to the writers of ALL prose, no matter what genre you're in, so listen up.On The Use Of Death by ~blizzardwolf1
Death in the use of storytelling is a very tricky thing, and I've seen plenty of writers and even filmmakers screw it up with the greatest of ease.
Now, please, don't get me wrong, death is a VERY powerful and emotionally motivating tool to use in prose, and can be the deciding factor in whether or not your story is cream or crap. By all means, it's there to be made use of, but you've got to remember that it's no arbitrary thing.
First of all, once you've made the decision to kill a characters, once it's been deemed by the events of your writing that an important person has to die, it has to have meaning behind it, or at least surrounding it. Either they've nobly sacrificed their lives for their loves and comrades, or they've become so depressed and withdrawn they finally turn to suicide for an escape, or their death h
Writing Paranormal CharactersAs a writer of prose, you may at some point to want to write about a character or characters which are paranormal. We could perhaps debate over the exact definition of the word paranormal, and some may prefer supernatural - a word more closely associated with magic, whereas paranormal tends to be taken to mean something outside the realms of science (though of course, it is not as clear-cut as that, and you may like to think that I am wrong in saying this).Writing Paranormal Characters by ~simplyprose
For the purposes of this guide, both paranormal and supernatural refer to conscious beings, not found in the animal kingdom, that differ in some way to what I controversially call normal humans (some paranormal beings may be human, in part or in whole). To give some well-known examples: ghosts, vampires, witches, werewolves and mermaids all fall into this category. The details, of course, are up to the writer. If you t
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